
This is for my site www.orchidseven.com hope this is good enough.
My Ad-ventures for My company
God And Me
I was having a chat with god on MSN Messenger. We talked regularly, I thought of putting in some nice comments and oneliners on life, I also cracked a joke on God as well, Somehow I think he didn’t like it.He blocked me from his list. I know this because he seems to be talking to people around me, but he appears offline in my IM . So Ritesh Nair is now waiting to be unblocked from Gods MSN messenger. please talk to me GOD.

No step away from the Pc I am contagious....... Quick
Phoenix Unleashed

The next thing is Future...... Well Well isn't it
Phoenix Unleashed

Absolut Idiot
Phoenix Unleashed

No it is not me........... Honest
Phoenix Unleashed

I miss my long Hair
Phoenix Unleashed
Psychedellic
i was gradually reaching the sanity level when my brain steered me into the wrong direction making me surpass all sensibility and into the realms of criminal insanity as if a finger from my soul pointed at me and asked me to take control, i realized i was totally in chaos, and by the time i caught up with my own speeding self i knew i had missed the freeway and i have to drive at 3 MPH, my future reached the finish line first.
I was lfet alone, by me and my own self, to fend for. Jesus I was a man friday to my stupid thoughts. A slave of my very dream of touching new heights.
Facinatied By abstract
I really have got to hand it to people, these bunch of people are amazing man. Think of thinking abstract can you? like a joke that is stupid and silly that make you laugh when you know it is a silly one.They fascinate me, no they are not fools, wouldn’t be smart to write them off as fools, these are people who see humour around everything. I mean just imagine, how can you run on logic and still conjour up absolute idiocracies? Is it humanly possible? No these are the extra guys, the other guys, they come a full 33% extra. I am happy I exist amongst them, these are people who you can call bores at times but remember they bring a smile to your face, I am happy I have a friend in people like them, They make my life worth living, every second of it.

Absolute Count Dracula hahahahhaha
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolut Thought
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolute One More Same side
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolut Side
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolut Perspective
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolute Headache
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolute
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolute Lost
The Absolut Ritesh

Absolute Dracula
The Absolut Ritesh

Reach out and strangle someone
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Absolut Ritesh Nair
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The hand Of truth
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Oh me
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Side-winder
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Ritesh @ the old Pizza Party
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Ideas of lockdown
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Secure!
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Here is the second ad for my company
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Hey I win AgAiN
Reality Bites

And questioning authority

Estranged, My Stranger,..............

old style Classic me, but i am moving out today with my hair like this

Now that is me, surprised, oh yes the villianous look.... Definitely me.

The past Remains, like a shadow, following you,you try to run but it stalks you, everywhere you run to, The only thing you cannot hide from.....
The Past
I found freedom, I found myself back, and now I want my friend back, and i want forgiveness for the stupid chaos that I accidentally created, I accept certaing things cannot be as I want it to be so I’d rather keep the friend i have in you, now I hope you won’t mind that as that is the only thing you said you can be, I am sooooooooooooo dumb na, ok so i hope I can just restart everythng and I promise to stick to the commitment I give as a friend. Straight friends, no crap, I swear on you, I think you know what a friend to me is. Under strict compliance poilicy re baba, pahele hi bol deta hoon, jaisa tu bola waise hi
Info
For all those curious buddies who want to know where I lost my smile I present a description of her as per request:
She is like the first drop of rain,
The first ripple on a pond still for ages,
The smile of a new born child,
The pink in the sunset,
The sight of the first rain cloud in the desert,
The mist of a waterfall,
The rainbow cast in the morning sun,
The sparkle in a mother’s eye at the sight of her new born child,
The tear of joy in the eyes of a five year old finding his mother in a crowd,
That is what she is to me,
Well guys get going find out, probe, I gave you a rough description.
P.S Look at her eyes you will find innocence, she will try to hide it.
the firebird (contd)
The lights were dim, the disco was filled with smoke, nauseating, it smelled like grass was in the air, she said “let’s go, you can drive me to the cliff and we can watch the stars”. He smiled. Sheila never liked the drive to the cliff; she would always complain about the rash drivers who drove to the hill, they would be half drunk, swearing and crazy. She like watching the stars, wrapped in a blanket with Sam, she loved him very much. Sam was your average guy next door, he worked as a manager. He had come to Mumbai after working for six years in the US. He wanted to be in the US till he could, but he had to come, Sheila insisted and his family wanted him back. Sam looked at her, for one brief moment he just almost felt as if he was lost somewhere, the smoke vanished, and Sheila was replaced by a woman he was in love with, the same one who had broken his heart, “Lets go’ he said shaking his head, picking her up in his arms. He loved doing that and she loved it too, it would remind him of the day he had married her